It's tailored to your skin type, so definitely. In fact it's perfect if you've been wary of facials due to sensitivity, as you can test the water without too much investment. Generally speaking, Sarah's products are soothing and caring, but your facialist might opt for a milder exfoliation or less active ingredients if they don't think your skin can handle it. What does it do? The satisfaction of feeling the vacuum remove the stress, oil and, most notably, London gunk from your skin and pores. You can wave goodbye to congested skin, and almost feel the hyaluronic acid absorbing into your newly smooth complexion. Also, the glass jars of Werther's Originals. Weirdest part? Not necessarily weird but definitely unexpected, ESPA's Pink Hair and Scalp Mud is applied to your roots to soothe and condition your hair while your skin gets a good overhaul. So that's our faces, posture and scalp sorted. Is there anything this facial doesn't do? Can you actually see results? If a defined jaw and glowy, plump skin that challenges gravity to do its worst is what you're after, then this is the facial for you. The mission is to achieve a dewy, celebrity-esque complexion rather than treating specific skin conditions so, if acne, rosacea or other skin issues are your concern then we'd recommend a different facial. However, those with skin conditions can still benefit from the hydrating and tightening effects. What does it do?

Most people don't realize it, but your eyes are a somewhat direct pathway to your bloodstream. All sorts of things can enter your body through them. The Canadian Centre of Occupational Health and Safety knows what I'm talking about and explains risks in regards to chemicals: La Mer, La Mer and more La Mer. Step down to Harrods' recently opened oasis under their Knightsbridge store and you'll find a spa haven complete with private treatment rooms dedicated to the best beauty brands in the biz. Trust us, the La Mer room doesn't disappoint. Larger than our London flat with more marble orbs and plush furnishings in La Mer's signature shades of green and gold, we could stay here all day. Is it for my skin? Definitively, yes. Our facialist used a skin scanner to show up areas of sun damage and dehydration before the facial. After? Let's just say the bad patches were significantly smaller. Downtime? Dr. Kirby strongly suggests that beauty aficionados worry less about the unproven possibility of glowing, semen-infused skin and more about the potential dangers of applying it to the face. Of course, we're not talking about organic solvents (hopefully). We're talking about semen, but even that can hurt when entering an eye because it can contain acid phosphatase and citric acid. A man's sperm can also carry all sorts of diseases and infections, like the dreaded HIV, and that's not something you want to transmit or receive if you can help it. Hopefully you wouldn't willfully put yourself or your partner at risk if infected, but it's easy to incur and infection and not necessarily know about it. The Body, a popular HIV resource, explains why the eyes are a point of risk:

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KMP's bespoke approach means her treatments are ideal for everyone's skin, no matter your skin concerns or condition. What does it do?

Designed with microbiome science in mind, Cellcosmet's facials not only leave you with serious glow, but help to reinforce your skin barrier as well. Which means even sensitive or sensitised skin can benefit from this hour of indulgence.Infection-by-eye cases are rare because it takes some effort to actually get semen in an eye on purpose, plus most people don't realize that's what did it when they're asked about their risky behavior. That said, it still happens and can happen. It's very easy to avoid the problem. Close those eyes, communicate, and you should be just fine. There are plenty of men and women – straight, gay, bi, trans and more – who love sperm facials and my curious mind wanted to find out the reasons why. Emission: during this phase, the prostate, vas deferens and seminal vesicles contract and expel the semen towards the urethra. In other words, the man “loads up” for an ejaculation. In the images below, you’ll see men that don’t hesitate to cum on their partner – or even to aim directly at their mouth. And let’s face it, women love it too! But we can also trace the underlying logic behind the “semen facial” to the foundation of Western Civilization itself. In her book Straight: The Surprisingly Short History of Heterosexuality, historian Hanne Blank notes that Aristotle and his contemporaries defined semen as “the essence of life, a distilled form of the pneuma or breath.” In the Aristotelian tradition, women require semen—or “doses of masculine heat,” as Blank summarizes—to invigorate the “cool, dense, and wet female body.” Women needed these fluid gifts from the more “perfected” male form but men, obviously, don’t need vaginal fluid to be perfect.

Without sounding too on-the-fence, the whole experience is really the best part. From the CC logos on the sarong, hair band, mirror, ok everything, to the incredibly plush bed, to the gleaming Harrods staircase that leads you to the room, everything is swanky and sophisticated. The fact the facial is thorough and effective is almost an added bonus. Weirdest part?

A few words about ejaculation

Dr. Kirby has more personal experience refuting the myth than you might expect. In our interview, he notes that “this is an area of discussion that gets brought to my attention by patients in my dermatology practice with relative frequency.” Apparently, it’s not just teenagers who continue to buy into it—grown adults are still asking board-certified dermatologists about semen facials in earnest. Sometimes, I worry that my liking it when a guy comes on my face makes me a bad feminist, but after the act is done, my partner gently wipes my face and thanks me.

The multi-stepped facial aims to reset and reboot the skin, leaving you sculpted, smooth and shining afterwards. It's all about results, so don't expect any holistic or essential oil elements, but still relaxing, with anti-aging lymphatic massage around the face and a little shoulder release while a face mask is on. Yes! England designs each facial around what your skin (and you) wants so every treatment is unique. What does it do? It’s a pretty good way to show dominance. You have to be physically above the person you’re ejaculating on, which is a nice feeling. We also like to see ourselves cum, it’s hot to see it go everywhere. Drew, 25, Glasgow, straight, estate agent The Chanel-y glow is impossible to ignore, and although you shouldn't be putting your hands on your freshly cleaned skin if you DO, it's bouncy to the touch. The cyro aspect means your cheekbones will be poppin' too. Downtime?Many people—even monogamous couples—have undiagnosed sexually transmitted infections (STIs) that could be spread to the mucous membranes (lips, nostrils and eyes) via topical application of male ejaculate for those seeking aesthetic improvement,” Kirby notes. Facials are also an alternative for people who don’t like the taste of sperm. Curtis, 27, Bristol, straight, works in hospitality I love how you can see the girl’s eyes looking right at you, as you come all over her face. It’s the ultimate sort of ownership. Gavin, 35, London, straight, works in technology