The built-in randomiser will release some liquid from the tip of the shaft, squirting someone in the face when you least expect it.

Open wide, pump it and then - preferably in sensual slowmotion - lick your lips as your friends are laughing their asses off. That will tell you how many times to pump the penis whilst pointing it where the left testicle told you to. Grab your most daring mates and get ready to battle your way through cringe-inducing trivia, and face up to some hard truths!The game includes 160 playfully daft tasks and each player attempts the same challenge so get ready to smugly declare "Beat that! This Silicone plus water-based lubricant is the first of its kind, specially blended to accurately imitate the look, feel and aroma of real-life spunk! Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, to use the technical term) down to fit on your desk. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

In the event of any safety concerns or for any other information about a product please carefully read any instructions provided on the label or packaging and contact the manufacturer. After the interviewees have endured an array of increasingly spicy sauces they're faced with the last Dab, the final hurdle in this ludicrous race. If you're lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. The numbered wheel tells you how many pumps you need to do while the second wheel determines where the willy must point!

All our products are delivered in discreet plain brown boxed packaging with no visual material or information whatsoever. But please don't get the wrong end of the dick; to avoid getting an eyeful of alcohol, we recommend playing this drinking game with water (but if you want to fill it with Pinot or Pina Colada it's not like we can stop you. Cat - Astrophe Some games make you wade through a veritable War-And-Peace-length tome of rules before you can even begin setting up the board. No party or night out is complete without a drinking game and JIZZ will bring more than just a smile to your face! You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.